Before Or After?

Few things have changed since......eh....err.....OK, forget it. Let's put it this way: A LOT of things have changed. The class positioning has changed. Wan Jyn just HAD to grab the first place. Yi Huey was expected to grab 1st or second but unfortunately, her Chinese pulled her down. First 5 had rather amusing percentages, killing off other classes--again. Eventhough our percentage wasn't the highest overall. Calyn broke free from the clutches of Hui Xian and other geniuses to get the honourable position: Top In Form. Shawn Foong lost the Battle for the Title by one miserable mark. Shu Wen, Melissa Chee and Wan Jyn tied.

These are 2 Batai's last achievers (from the back)
1. Wan Jyn ; 92.78%
2. Liiyung ; 92.11%
3. Hui Xian ; 91.89%
4. Yi Huey ; 91.67%
5. Zhi Chien; 90.11%

Note that the "Chinese-classed" students (Hui Xian and Yi Huey) were supposed to beat me if it weren't for Chinese. Therefore, it draws up to a very simple conclusion: I am not smart. I'm just one very lucky person.

Well, other than that....oh yea....Pn Hor prohibited us from calling Pn Lee "Potato". she said that teachers are currently on the lookout for students insulting Pn Lee. Well, I surely have no problem with that. I've decided to call her Penguin ever since the first few days of school in Form 1. I have no idea who made up the name "Potato". She doesn't even LOOK like one. The creator must either have a very weird sense of humour or just simply a problem describing her.
Talking about Penguin, she's not teaching us art anymore. (Hurray!!). Not exactly.....she's now teaching us PJ....or rather....PE (Physical Education). No, she hasn't taught us how to roll like a professional yet but I guess it MUST be so in the next lesson. Oh yea.....have you ever wondered what it would be like if Penguin was a schizo? (Schizophrenic; dual-personality; having 2 personalities). It would end up like this:

Personality 1
Personality 2

*Teaching halfway*
*Points dramatically at an innocent student paying attention to every word said* Why are you looking at me???
Shut up, Potato! Nobody listens to you, Potato!!
I'm not the Potato!! YOU are the Potato!!
YOU'RE the Potato, not ME!!
The above is adapted by Shu Wen and I. The idea below was added in by Zhong-Yuen.
The Potato personalities wrestle each other (You don't wanna know how it happened and what happens after that).

OK, OK.....reality check here. This would never happen in our school. REwind!! During prefect recess, Shu Wen was telling me about her mother's History teacher (waay back then). During lessons, the schizo teacher would suddenly say, "Hey, why are you looking at me?!?!?". When personality changes are too abrupt, this is what could happen: A history book flies out a window. It DID happen to Shu Wen's mum. The teacher threw her book out and told her to fetch it. (WOW!). But it wouldn't be as interesting as this:

*Throws book out the window*
*Says to herself and not the student* Go fetch it!!
*I'm not going to fetch it. YOU fetch it!!
I wasn't the one who threw it out!!! YOU did it!!
But we share the same body!!!
Too bad!!!*Punches the other personality, who shares the same body....*
Ouch!!

On Tuesday, when PE was over, we were all rebellious and didn't want to change back to our uniforms. Sha Lynn was one of those die-hard rebellions. She started going on fire and stood up to question people if they were on her side. She called out to Timothy, who sits at the very right corner of the class:

"Timothy, are YOU gonna change?!?!?!??!?"

At the exact moment, Pn Puah walked by our class. Was it a total coincidence that Sha Lynn was pointing at Timothy?? Pn Puah probably thought that she was pointing at her, and looked at Sha Lynn as if she was mad.

And today.....Sha Lynn pretended she won an Oscar Award. She stood in front of the class making teary speeches and thanking everyone in the class.

The best thing that happened in the week:

All senior afternoon session prefects will start off as normal students again next year. No one gets recommended, even all AJKs.